Once Upon A Time, [Google], unproven.

Conservatives are grasping at straws. This entire administration is one huge black hole of intelligence.

Spicer's reading abilities are the same as Trump's.

Please name a funny conservative.

I'm stealing that.

Your (don't know how to get this word past the filter)'s in the sink.

My plans to drink less have been indefinitely tabled since the election.

Half a Cheeto.

Donald Trump doesn't know what a prime number is.

Is that anything like "pulling oneself up by one's bootstraps?" Because conservatives seem to like that phrase even though it describes a physically impossible event.

Actually, now that I know that the next time a possum is gnawing on my arm I can just lay back, relax, and enjoy. Fun ensues. Fact.

You're boring. This will be my last reply to your inane comments.

Oh, I guess I didn't think of that. Still, I'm not too keen on his contributions to this forum.

You capitalize random words constantly (not a compliment).

The truth is that when viewed naked (fuck), Trump's balls wouldn't even be visible. Perhaps that little button in a fur coat (goddammit).

I remember the halcyon years when, despite a decent vocabulary, I hadn't the slightest clue what that word might mean.

Trump can't read, let alone write.

I think my time will be better spent paying attention to Duffwoman. I'll remain blissfully unaware of this theory, but painfully aware of Jar Jar Binks.

I hope Trump ingests cyanide.

Wait, what?