I've always been a grumpy old man (I'm currently 36). I immediately knew what "af" was as I read it for the first time a month or so ago. Long story short: I hate young people.

I'd actually like this to be a recurring character. I could tell by the sweat of her brow that this was personally gratifying (and passionate). Like you I haven't been the biggest fan, but this bit was great (I was hoping for a "muthafucka," but this is network after all).

I'll respect him when he hosts under his real name: Hank Toms.

It's imported into the US. I actually sell it here in CO, so if you're in a major state you should be able to locate it at a good bottle shop.

Norm Macdonald's book. It's hilarious and the prose is pretty damn good.

I can't get Cantillon Geuze here where the beer flows like wine (and I'm in the wine industry), so consider yourself pretty lucky.

Thanks for reminding me that it's time to get the slow-cooker out and make some pork green chili. College Football Saturday and green chili, here I come!

I wish I could laugh at this [swigs bourbon right from the bottle].

My particular beef is with Coloradans who root for the team from where they maybe grew up briefly, or where their parents are from. I don't mind traveling fans at all. Especially being in a state where tourist dollars are a major part of the economy.

Oh, it's always friendly in this state. It's just frustrating to be at a home game where the opposing crowd is that large, and where a large proportion of said crowd isn't actually from Chicago. Also, as mentioned in the piece, the Cubs' owners have the same gravy train business that the Rockies' owners have. People…

Done and done. And I mean done.

I happen to think the Rockies would be in there too (facts don't mean anything to 40+% of the electorate so I'm following suit).

I live in CO. I refuse to go to games when the Cubs are in town. I don't think I've ever been this rude on this site, but: fuck Cubs fans.

Turd Ferguson, you mean. Sorry, that's all I got.

Yes, you're REALLY afraid. Me too (I already drink too much. This Trump thing is putting me over the edge)!

Well, in the example in my noggin, everyone rooted for the local team.

Your comment is completely coherent. There's something creepy about him.

"I got jiggy with it!" Even Jerry was guilty of this.

Exactly. Please limit comments to how the local sports team is doing.

I disagree. There are many places in the country that have BBQ much better than I could ever dream to prepare. On the other hand, I have found it amusing in my life at backyard BBQs where every single male considers themselves the foremost expert on coals, cooking time, spices, etc.