No chance. She's way too old!

Having to stare at his hideous visage is harassment for sure. It's unbelievable that this man thinks he can comment on others' looks.

Why can't this man go away forever?

That's one of my all-time favorite bits in the entire run of the show. Alright, I'll let you slide on this one.

I love that song!

I just looked on ESPN to see when his first year was. I don't really care what any player is saying on the field, but Brady just seems to me to be the whiniest. Anyway, unless you're related to him, I'm still not sure why you Patriots fans care so much.

Nothing in press conferences comes to mind. But on the field with the refs I'll cite the years 2000-2016.

Immigants, I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!

Your reply really reminds me of the apologetics of the religious. Brady has always been a whiny little bitch, but I always respected his competitiveness. That's why I was really disappointed that he cheated.

Cheaters will always be cheaters.

I sometimes wonder why his friends didn't do more. But after becoming an adult and living where the beer flows like wine, I realize that friends and family can only do so much. Still, such situations are sad. Especially concerning individuals who brought so much joy to countless people.

Now I'm imagining an M:I spoof with Chris Farley as Ethan Hunt. Come back Chris!

Probably. Didn't see it. Somehow, when I watched that M:I scene it actually never brought to mind the Black Sheep closing scene. What the hell teenage memory?!

I just realized, Tom Cruise must get all of his M:I ideas from Chris Farley movies. Well, at least one.

There are some good lines to be sure, but it's no Tommy Boy. Also, the camera reveal that they're in the middle of a four-lane highway is pretty good.

I went to that movie with my mom when I was sixteen, which I guess proves my mom really loves me (she laughed pretty hard at the, "Officer MeHoff, Jack" line, which absolutely caught me off guard).

Black sheep, natch.

Holy shit! There's no way the author will recover from that one (I do not wish to subscribe to your newsletter).

Oh shit! I forgot she vanished!

I just don't want these pun threads to become a boar.