You should try to find Apostoles gin. It is pretty new to the US. Made in Argentina with some unusual ingredients like mate and eucalyptus. It's delicious. I've been making Tom Collins with it, but it's great on its own too.

He wasn't serious in his post act discussion. Far from it. I enjoyed it. He is the reigning FISM champion, so it's not like his peers don't recognize the talent.

I think he's still young. I loved it, as did Penn & Teller. To each their own.

Penn & Teller's enthusiasm for the art of world class magic is utterly infectious. I love it.

Me too. I've always loved magic as I think at its best it's a great art. For instance: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

We also would have accepted Republican.

I especially enjoy the orchestra members' frowns as they play.

Also this exchange:
Marge: Homer! You said you got rid of the gun! You lied to me! Again!
Homer: I know I said that, but what I secretly meant was…

I grew up in a community in Colorado that heavily depends on hunting, which I support, although I myself have never hunted. But unless you're a hunter that actually uses the meat, my opinion is gun ownership is compensation for a small penis, lack of intellect, or excessive religiosity. Often all three. Or perhaps I…

Tell you what. You come with me to the AV Club review, and if you
still don't think The Cartridge Family is great…we can argue some more.

I love this episode, right up there with the classics. Vote Quimby.

And such and such.

I always loved Wiggum's delivery of, "The Bible says a lot of things."

I don't play video games anymore, but I think the Gamecube controller is the most comfortable and best designed controller ever. Plus, the games you mentioned (and Wave Race and Super Monkey Ball).

ESPN is garbage. I still enjoy College Gameday though.

Wow, I guess I was actually doing my job that day. Where's that old Hatebot 2000 gimmick account when you need it?

Luck flew.

That's not actually a thing, is it?

I always go to a variation of that joke when there's a group trying to one up each other.

I can drink Banquet at Coors Field on a hot day.