It may not make it to where you are, but America truly has the world's best beer program. Hell, my state (CO) will have 300 breweries soon. It's an embarrassment of riches (especially in the West) and I'm surprised this isn't more well known. Sorry for Budweiser though (and Foster's, which was started by two American…

It's great that he refers to his son by his own last name.

Holy lord. The use of the Sanford and Son theme may be the greatest moment for me ever. It still makes me laugh when I think about it.

I'm pretty sure I never said that as a kid, but as an adult (or reasonable facsimile thereof), all the time.

So that doesn't count as living together?

Ha. We've been together 4.5 years now. But she was not impressed by Taco Bell. I really wanted her to have the Bean Burrito with green sauce, but apparently they don't have it at their East Coast outlets. It's actually edible (for fast food).

I actually took my girlfriend on a Taco Bell takeout date to a park while I was in grad school. I played it off like a joke, but I really just wanted a Grilled Stuft Burrito.

Lagone is one of the wines I sell. Do you think Taco Bell patrons would go for a $10 glass?

The way Dan hits "sea" is so great.

What the hell is that blender in the video all about?

It makes sense that Mordor is in the middle of Texas.

I've never seen Twin Peaks. Is it really that good, or just really odd? Or both?

Yeah. Many of us would jokingly proffer one of those responses above, but when they follow every question, he's probably being completely honest. That's troubling.

Brady really strikes me as an incurious nitwit.

I read that in Homer's voice. Thanks. Pro Tip: If you pour more whiskey into your whiskey, you can drink whiskey while drinking whiskey (I just moved into the territory where whiskey sounds like an incredibly silly word).

While you're deciding you could at least drink some whiskey.

Finally! Neon Joe!

The real question for years in my mind has been in what other ways are the Patriots cheating? Cheaters cheat anywhere they can.

"Kinda hot in these rhinos."

I can't believe Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls wasn't discussed!