Or so the Germans would have us believe.

From Mainway toys.

Mammeries puns getting old.

Where is Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter?!

I really liked, "Kettle Corn: The heroin of the farmer's market." Great delivery.

That is a deceptively hard game. I'm glad I've matured to where I just put down a bottle of wine and call it good.

I love that line because it's stupid. Also, it's perfectly in character for Clancy.

Not the best day for pretzels either.

[Walks along and whistles like an idiot].

"Bottle of red, bottle of white. Whatever gets me laid tonight. Billy Joel." I miss Jon Glaser's presence on TV. Hopefully Neon Joe, Werewolf Hunter is still in the works.

That's a joke, right?

True. And yet very few have bothered to read either. (I've read the Big Book of Jewish Folklore several times, but I've stalled out at 12 of Shakespeare's plays. Stupid adult responsibilities).

Give me news about Neon Joe, Werewolf Hunter!

I would suggest Doubt: A History by Jennifer Hecht or Freethinkers by Susan Jacoby.

For I am the mayor of Albuquerque!

Vote Quimby.

No shit. Cruise can act given the chance.

What blows my mind is that a kid in his 20s wrote and directed it. Blows my mind!

The ironing is delicious.

I like to think that in the everyday life of the Simpsons, Marge has many responses to Homer similar to this.