Bringing Norm back would instantly make me tune in every week.

With a special performance by Mrs. Potato Dick.

Star Wars: Woozle Wuzzle. George Lucas still has some naming rights.

Too much screaming, not nearly enough kicking.

Is there nudity?

Buy Four Roses Yellow Label, it's cheaper. Bulleit is actually purchased whiskey from Four Roses.

Eclipsed only by punching Donald Trump's face.

Plummer drove a Honda Element too, which cracked me up. I thought he was really fun to watch.

Because it takes place in Canada.

Red Ships of Spain. Red Ships of Spain. This line has yet to be written.

I understand that. I still think it was a horrible move. The people of Colorado were certainly not clamoring for his firing. They also had reached the Western Conference Finals, but ran into the Lakers.

They do all pretty much come off as clowns on Around the Horn, but I think it's meant to be a comedy show. Plus, as I get older, I realize the number of people who have some insight about sports to be very limited. I have found that Joel Klatt is pretty good in the booth during live sports, and acquits himself quite…

Karl took them to the playoffs 10 straight years and set the franchise record for wins without a major superstar in his last season. Sounds like grounds for a firing to me.

I also grew up reading Paige. I really enjoyed reading his columns growing up. But, I think it's increasingly hard as time goes by to generate a unique take on sports. You also have to hand it to him that he came clean about depression and encouraged others to seek help. Drunken relatives don't often do that.

Is that equivalent to seven thumbs up?

Why not a Seinfeld crossover? Ian Maxtone-Graham could write it!

Wait a minute, that's not the canon inspector.

I remember laughing like an idiot on the first-run viewing of that line (may still be laughing like an idiot).

You have that backward. Bender is Homer with all semblance of human removed.

The baby looked at you?