If you could find a wormhole, you would be home before the trailers even started.

The reviewer's name seems Russian. Therefore, my hopes are still sky-high. Sputnik be damned!

I hope he tells us to burn our pants. These things are driving me nuts!

I especially love that little noise he makes as he turns around and sees Bart.

It is? What the hell is going on with me?!

I'm not sure I've ever laughed as hard as I did the first time I heard the Sex Cauldron joke.

So you're not Chaldean?

Maybe it's because you didn't hang an onion from it.

…Mister!

I remember his audition with the German Jack Nicholson. Is there a John Wayne one too? If so, I need to see it.

I was really hoping that The Ecstasy of Gold would be played in it's entirety and the scene would build like in the movie. Alas, it didn't happen.

I tackled a loafer at work today.

I've always really loved that line.

Hey, you've really got your dad's penis.

Amen.

I was super excited to see it on FXX, until I realized they were reruns. Great show though. Surely it can't be that expensive to produce another season.

It's, "Do NOT go in there. Wheeewww!"

David Crosby.

The correct choice, still, would be Norm MacDonald. This world may not be fair.

Meaning his dick or something in his possession? It makes a difference.