The Gamecube controller for me. Perfect.

I believe a C+ would be a worm burner drive that went 150 yards.

Kettle Corn. The heroin of the farmer's market.

Joseph Smith and Brigham Young were pedophiles. Or, child rapists, more accurately.

Ladies and gentleman, he's just a caveman.

Here's a great hangover/summer cocktail:

Luego, un disastro de electricidad. I don't know why I laugh so hard at that. It kills me.

Open wide for some soccer!

Goodbye is a word.

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

Good to hear. I bought two tickets to his show here where the beer flows like wine. It's 450 capacity, so it should be great.

Paint Bonestorm in the mural, or go to hell!

You have to hand it to Stallone for being a good sport though.

They want to murder you in a well.

Stop. Stop. Stop, or My Mom Will Shoot sucked.

Originally, it was because she's super hot. But, in all honesty, there is something to be said for similar senses of humor. Not all interests need be shared, but if she refused to laugh at Homer's best lines, it would be over.

Keeper.

That line is one of the all-time classics. Absolutely classic writing and voice performance.

It sounds stupid, but the fact that my girl gets Simpsons allusions from the first eight seasons is a huge turn on.

What I like particularly about the writing on Seinfeld, is the playful nature with the English language. The writers had so much fun with specific words and phrasing, and American idioms. Just good writing and fun. I miss that in current comedies.