Maybe in the band version, they play for 3 and a half quarters pretty badly, then pull it out in the end with a ripping version of Ace of Spades.

Now, Johnny Unitas, there's a haircut you could set your watch to.

I liked Plummer. Plus, instead of making the millions he could have after the Broncos, he went back to the ranch in Idaho. He also drove a Honda Element when he was a starting quarterback in the NFL. I'm actually not sure what to make of that one.

Hey now, I'm a lifelong Broncos fan. I can't wait for this next season.

John Elway has a problem with them using his name because they clearly suck. From a Broncos fan's view, they should call themselves Cutler, Orton, or Tebow.

"I'll cautiously stay with the Pass Line and free odds bet." (From the little known Gambler's Best Strategy cut).

Well, both STP and Velvet Revolver want nothing to do with him. Perhaps he will fade into Bolivian.

Shakalaka do - shakalaka doobie doobie doo.

I really like how that guy just punches him, then continues down the sidewalk. It still cracks me up.

Or a seriously complex and dangerous sex move.

Up and at them!

Degradation Trip has many excellent songs.

I like Maher a lot, but this is accurate. He's much better as an interviewer or during the panel discussion than the opening monologue. At least it's short.

His road to Damascus moment was when he realized he could make lots of money by pretending to act by steering a car.

Anti-talent Paul Walker and the star of The Pacifier discuss the Benghazi incident.

Hey, this roller coaster wasn't double-bolted!

I support proper grammar. It's not pedantic. Correct grammar and its established rules are a means to clear, concise communication.

Dude, look what I found: http://kimmiesgifgallery.tu….

Which sentence are you referring to?

@Dikachu:disqus would that be the back of your head?