Can't wait for the new album. The first two singles are great.

PT Anderson isn't fucking around. No, wait, he is.

Jonah Hill making out with Maya Angelou in a closet would have perhaps ruined my life.

Ahoy-hoy? No, you have the wrong number. This is 4-2-*4*-6. I suspect you need more practice 
working your telephone machine. Not at all. Ahoy!

I'm On-A-Rolla-Gay.

D'Elia's standup is great, if you ever get a chance to see him.

Granite puns are fun, but I will refrain from joining in.

Del Maguey mezcals are amazing.

They need to bring back this version of Luigi.

Maybe they were hungover? (Sorry).

I like that she put on a costume, that's pretty great. Can you imagine Scalia or Thomas doing something similar? She's 80 years old, hopefully she can stay for another five years.

I have to say that pilgrim line about Ruth Bader Ginsburg made me laugh like I rarely laugh at SNL.

I agree. I love good beer (I live in CO and have a plethora of choices). Just because a craft brewer gets big, and Boston Beer is the biggest, doesn't mean it isn't still good.

I never get tired of that one. Norm's delivery is amazing.

I like that one. It mentions Reader's Digest.

Mustaine wrote Rust in Peace. Your comment sucks and you suck.

You should send this exchange to Gene Weingarten.

It would appear that Alex Jones is more a member of the Crystal Gravy Generation.

Back in Black.

Ozzy's lyrics are slipping.