That wasn't that fun of a fact, as it featured bowling.

How long do you think Rabin's been waiting to work the word distaff into an article?

"God wants you to make me richer."

You guys understand that was part of the show, right? Adam is there to be a punching bag. The Tom Green episode is great as well.

@avclub-54d4cda5a907f7d4dd75662ab0199318:disqus There is no evidence of the Gospels being composed through amanuensis. Neither the Gospels themselves, nor any external contemporary writings attest to the practice within Christian literature. If you have evidence for that, provide it. The Gospels are anonymous, as…

The Apostles were illiterate, according to Acts. We simply don't know who wrote the Gospels, but almost certainly not any of Jesus' followers. They were written outside of Palestine by highly literate Greek speakers. This is what modern scholarship shows.

You were on the cover of Time. You'll always be relevant.

I absolutely love the stuff with the inanimate carbon rod. It's so stupid, yet awesome.

Thank God for Saddam Hussein.

If I ever meat Morrissey I'll be sure to ham it up.

Not true. Even Satan has his limits.

Wrong. The success of the Black Eyed Peas proves there is no God.

2000 years and counting…

Are you kidding? The STD test would catch fire. It would be a real life Simpsons something-on-fire-that-shouldn't-be moment.

Something something extremely hot on reentry something.

That's what you get for showing up unannounced at Ray Finkle's house.

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday, Jesus! Hope you like crap! (Norm needs to be on TV).

I have to tell you, even jerking off to Courtney Love may give you an STD.

Please allow us to introduce ourselves,
We're a people without wealth or taste.

"Is that the Atlantic or Pacific? I can never remember."