Rose Hill Drive kicks ass. I realize that's Boulder, but I'm counting it.

Even though the Rockies have been down, I still love hanging out at Coors Field on a sunny day. I guess that's part of the problem, people keep showing up at the gate.

@avclub-2300d8171ca46be1ee5a72d2837c1b6d:disqus The Freaky Friday money isn't the only thing of Lohan's that's dried up or completely blown.

Hell. Damn. Fart.

I love that Smigel can't help but laugh before he gets that line out.

Fox News should take a page from the Simpsons and assuage their viewers fears by telling them that tahini is "flavor sauce" and falafel "crunch patties."

Why is that person on the treadmill repeatedly punching the air?

I'm assuming that some of the Fox News commentators have to be the news equivalent of porn's gay for pay. Because if what's on display here is legitimate, it's just pathetic.

And the War on Christmas.

I don't think I could handle watching this show (Fox & Friends), but I would probably read a transcript from time to time. Just to angry up the blood.

Look what a quick image search turned up: http://amt100.webs.com/apps…

Jack Leacher.

Coitus and Cressida.

I think it's an awesome album. As Is and Stay Frosty are classics.

Got them. Would you like me to pre-chew them for you? I don't want you to cut your gums.

You forgot to tell us to get off your lawn.

Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!

Participation ribbons for everyone!

Who could have guessed that a children's character with a cock-nose would be a sex offender?