Quiet you.

Quiet you.

Friends should have been a no-camera show.

Friends should have been a no-camera show.

I believe Seinfeld was four-camera. That is the extent of my TV knowledge.

I believe Seinfeld was four-camera. That is the extent of my TV knowledge.

Yeah, I get the feeling that during the original airing of that episode, there were actually sitcom writers taking notes and nodding their heads.

Yeah, I get the feeling that during the original airing of that episode, there were actually sitcom writers taking notes and nodding their heads.

As you may have guessed, it's inhabited by the ghost of my friend's dead father.

As you may have guessed, it's inhabited by the ghost of my friend's dead father.

Timeliniest.

Timeliniest.

You refer to your guy as a physician?

You refer to your guy as a physician?

Well, we'll always have his earlier work. Also, this: 
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Well, we'll always have his earlier work. Also, this: 
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I would joke about DeNiro taking every job, but hell, I would too for the money he gets.

I would joke about DeNiro taking every job, but hell, I would too for the money he gets.

Better punch a baby too, just to be safe.

[Denzel Washington enters, chewing gum].