[Denzel Washington enters, chewing gum].

I'm beginning to think Starwhackers and the AVClub are up to no good.

I'm beginning to think Starwhackers and the AVClub are up to no good.

I'm beginning to think Starwhackers and the AVClub are up to no good.

I'm sick of these constant bear attacks, it's like a freakin' country bear jamberoo around here!

I'm sick of these constant bear attacks, it's like a freakin' country bear jamberoo around here!

[Religious leaders' heads explode].

We shouldn't expect rational national discourse on any issue at this point. Even after a tragedy, which in itself is another tragedy.

We shouldn't expect rational national discourse on any issue at this point. Even after a tragedy, which in itself is another tragedy.

I need to point out that in that picture, there are technically five boobs on that woman.

I need to point out that in that picture, there are technically five boobs on that woman.

Look he fell down. "I slipped on a nut."

Look he fell down. "I slipped on a nut."

No me digas!

No me digas!

Orlando isn't of Seminole origin, so unfortunately Pete, I don't know.

Orlando isn't of Seminole origin, so unfortunately Pete, I don't know.

That's pretty cold.

That's pretty cold.

Not Fun Fact: that Billy Ray Cyrus record beat out Megadeth's Countdown to Extinction for the Billboard #1.