I remember all of the poker nerds being upset at the unrealistic gambling scenes. I thought that movie was awesome though.

I forgot he did it at the end of the last one.

I forgot he did it at the end of the last one.

Bond better shoot into the camera in this one!

Bond better shoot into the camera in this one!

The Bible is the apotheosis of rackets.

The Bible is the apotheosis of rackets.

I hope Christ takes compassion on Rabin's misuse of the English language.

I hope Christ takes compassion on Rabin's misuse of the English language.

Tumbleweed blows through.

Tumbleweed blows through.

Nathan Rabin, please observe the separation of Church and The Onion/AVC! Humor and Christianity are polar opposites.

Nathan Rabin, please observe the separation of Church and The Onion/AVC! Humor and Christianity are polar opposites.

Funny/Sad story: That Homer line was actually my senior year quote in high school. Actually, now that I think about it, it's still in use over a decade later. Vindicated. Oh yeah!

Funny/Sad story: That Homer line was actually my senior year quote in high school. Actually, now that I think about it, it's still in use over a decade later. Vindicated. Oh yeah!

That sketch was stupid. And always made me laugh. Cheri Oteri kills me.

I'm gonna light the cigarette old-timer!

You got the touch. You got the power.

I think you mean Scott Weiland has syphilis.

I would like to T her Mobile. Sorry, I was never in a frat so that might not be right.