Pacino too.

You'd really better hope Lorne doesn't come to these boards.

It's funny, cause, it's, y'know, bigger than a normal sized hat.

Good setup. Should have said which Vonnegut though.

That's pretty damn funny whoever has contributed thus far.

The sound effect was perfect. I can still hear it in my head.

I laughed pretty damn hard the first time I heard Ron Burgundy say that. I don't care what people think, Will Ferrell kills me. He plays that arrogant buffoon so perfectly.

Is applauding labia a euphemism for a queef? Because I don't want the nation to be filled with that!

I forgot about that part. I guess he got smarter at some point. But he stayed consistent with his dislike of manure.

Perhaps "make like a banana, and leave?"

I do love, "Make like a tree, and get out of here." I use it from time to time, and without fail someone will try to give me the correct phrase.

It sure doesn't seem like it from that writing sample. Also, was that from a typewriter?

How derriere he stool that low!

I tried writing, but I couldn't live up to the title, or main character's name for that matter. I discovered I'm only good at quoting things or retelling stories and not original ideas. So, I guess I'm perfect for Hollywood!

What if we rendered current Hollywood practices obsolete? "Let's see, It was the best of times, it was the *blurst* of times! You stupid monkeys!"

My treatment for The Appetite Adventures is still on track!

Doesn't it seem like the A.V. Club readership could collectively write a better screenplay in the course of one day? Sometimes I think that people get to where they are based on connections and not necessarily talent (little theory I'm working on).

Noooooo! There's still Breaking Bad coming. [Resuscitates]

Truer words have never been spoken…or typed. Also, aren't all of these accounts gimmicks in the final analysis?

Nah, I just like the Simpsons and that character and was then told that I have to sign off with his catch phrase. Not much thought put into it. But what about the psychology of the anonymous internet poster who evaluates the state of mind of fellow anonymous posters based on postage stamp sized avatars and occasional…