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Captain Noble
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They really set the stage for much of the power metal that came after.

+1 for Keeper of the Seven Keys. I fucking love that album.

+1 for Keeper of the Seven Keys. I fucking love that album.

Will he ever do anything to top The Shield? Probably not. But I'm okay with that because The Shield fucking rules.

Will he ever do anything to top The Shield? Probably not. But I'm okay with that because The Shield fucking rules.

Giving up on Queen? Why don't you just go ahead and slap Baby Jesus in the face.

Giving up on Queen? Why don't you just go ahead and slap Baby Jesus in the face.

Apparently it's not just the night that is dark and full of terrors. It's also office buildings.

Apparently it's not just the night that is dark and full of terrors. It's also office buildings.

"Whither the fuck?"

"Whither the fuck?"

There's a lot of chicks I used to think were hot. That was before they opened their mouths.

There's a lot of chicks I used to think were hot. That was before they opened their mouths.

Definitely should have gotten more love than it seems to. I don't know too many people who have even seen it or heard of it.

Definitely should have gotten more love than it seems to. I don't know too many people who have even seen it or heard of it.

Loras is better than Jamie at jousting, but not with a sword.

Loras is better than Jamie at jousting, but not with a sword.

In the books, it's stated that Loras is a better jouster than he is swordsman.

In the books, it's stated that Loras is a better jouster than he is swordsman.

Oh, I figured that, but thoughts of her boobs (and, yeah, definitely her legs) sorta distracted me.