The gong thing.

Nothing really matters…to me. Anyway the wind blows. <tam-tam>

I really dig the S&M album, but I've got a soft spot for symphonic metal. Their older songs definitely fit with the orchestra better than their Load/Reload songs.

Further proof that Beethoven would have been a huge fan of Metallica and metal in general.

It's turtles all the way down!

Star Wars: Force Hard With a Vengeance

Star Wars: Force Harder

Star Wars: 7 Force 7 Sith

Star Wars: Force Boogaloo

It's the first movie I remember seeing as a kid. I was 4.

I'm roasting Mr. Big right now. Excuse me…I'll be in my bunk.

True Detective: The Yellow King and his (at least) half-sister.

It's funny because I get old people saying that to me all the time. "Come back, Shane! Come back!" I don't mind most of the time because it's a damn fine film. It's the dumb Shanes that bug me.

**insert clever comment about your great tits**

He's not?

My first name is Shane which bugs the crap out of me when I watch The Shield or The Walking Dead. Why do they have to name angry, not-very-bright tools Shane?

People actually watch Hannity? And take him seriously? That says a lot about people and our society.

My Mom mentioned rewatching this a few days ago. "The only thing that was good was Alan Rickman."

Based on the seminal research done by Monty Python, I'm going to say there are stairs in heaven. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Prince could definitely be his own category.