I can't say I agree with your opinions on this film, Altman, or even Chandler; but I appreciate the thought you have put in to this, and the tone you have used to present it to us. I'd have a lot more faith in humanity if all opinions on the internet were presented so respectfully.

Seeing as how another frontrunner for this role was Lupita Nyong'o, it sounds like they don't know what they want for this character. It may not be Native Americans at all; maybe just some generic fantasy "lost tribe" or something.

That closing line, Teti. Beautiful.

I started constructing a joke about how that would just make Jenny out to be some crazy lady who lost a kid but still thinks she has the baby. Then I realized I knew fucking Marvin's mother's name and I haven't even read that strip for 20 years. What the fuck, brain?

Fantastic comment/username synergy there.

"Today, I learned that we, all of us, are the hippos."

"All's fair in love and war!"

"Kerri, do you want to say something about how you had to give up your baby?"

Someday we'll find it. The rowers, the yuppies, and meeeeee

How much did he drop on your mom, again?

I'm gonna get him to sign a copy of the VCR game…. then I'm gonna whomp him with my hat!

Wait a second. No "Service With A Smile?" (AKA, "Chicken sandwich, Carl!" Granted, this may be one of the most "traditional" sketches on this show, and Brandon wanted to get a good range of what the troupe could do. But I'll be damned if this isn't one of the funniest moments from my favorite sketch comedy show.

Duh and/or hello, they were obviously going to try to improve upon the original Fourth of Ju-Luau.

This is kinda what I suspected. And I'd be okay with that, I think, if it were Malory who introduced it. "Oh well ISIS is gone but we have this…"

Less 'Arrow'—I'll be honest, I've seen very little of it, and nothing with the flash—and more, the tone of every single screen superhero of the last decade. And, c'mon, going off of that image above? The dark background, the same molded rubber costume style of Man of Steel and Amazing Spider-Man… this looks to be…

So I've had a question this whole season. Where did the coke come from? I thought I was fairly well versed in this shows ins-and-outs (phrasing) but it just seems like the cocaine appeared from nowhere.

That's, like, Reviewing 101.

But they're so crepuscular!

Looks more like Poochie.

He is tired. Super-fast he may be; super-fit, however…