Oh that's right, I forgot the ring. I hope this "grim n gritty n serious" show still tries to keep that element. Would love to hear their bullshit explanation.

"only to be … fired because of the results."

"Aw, c'mon, kids, ya gotta do well on the standardized test! If ya all fail then the school loses that sweet federal subsidy money and ol' Gil's out of a job!"

We need monkey butlers to make us delicious wine!

It's not really my thing at all but I figured there's enough perverts on this site to make it work.

Technology is a flat circle.

They'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre terrifying!

Wrong, you get it from my coffee vending machine! In the basement of the K-Mart. Just get the key from David, plug in the machine…

"One word: Coffee. One problem: Where do you get it?"

Sexiest Muppet poll!

Let's all welcome Harlan Ellison to the AV Club, everybody!

Refreshingly up-front!

Just where does AMC get off!

Having the stink of patchouli permanently ground into your skin by dirty hippie chicks?
e: see? Scrawler knows whats up!

Oh good, an additional gimmick on top of the already-present B&W gimmick ON TOP of the digital filming/no sets gimmick. Yay.

Also a lot of time in college. Also a lot of time in the 80s. And 90s. And 00s. And…

Can you imagine any other uses for a linguistics degree?

I liked the first one but the trailer was a dozen times better. This trailer is only average, so…. time will tell.

I don't care one way or the other so long as the material is good.

Is it Dreamworks? If it's Dreamworks, expect it to end with a Stupid Sexy Dance Party set to Third Eye Blind covering the Archies.