So, Winnie the Pooh, but with a slicker.

I don't think I ever actually read these as a kid. Ours was a Pockets For Corduroy house.

The "Danger Zone!" runner can seem kinda lazy sometimes, so I was really happy to see it played with in this episode. I think Sterling adding, "No, wait—'This is it!'" may be the best Danger Zone joke in the series.

High-five, freakishly big buddy.

Yeah I live near one of Washington's busiest malls and was dreading traffic at Christmastime—but there wasn't a single commute that was backed up (more than usual, anyway).

You fear they're doomed? They've been a shambling zombie for twenty years, it's just that they're only now realizing it. Closing 20% of their stores and losing 163 million a quarter would be difficult for any company to come back from, and Radio Shack doesn't stand a chance. They're the…

That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me!

*sputters for five minutes, has aneurysm*

Not just drugs, but also going through his stuff and talking to his GF? Dude gets very paranoid in Zwan-breakup interviews.

"One ringy-dingy…"

This may actually be the best part of the feed; clearly he's not pleased with how something is working, and i don't think we're supposed to be able to hear him when he's talking to his technicians.

At least whoever is reading this audiobook sounds like Jon Oliver, so I can pretend this is some sort of Daily Show prank.

BRB, going to do this for the rest of my about-to-be-incredibly-shortened life.

She's disgusting, he's obnoxious, this is horrible, I'M OUT *mic drop*

Ben Folds Five - "Dont Change Your Plans"

The Killers, "All These Things That I've Done"

Michael Penn, "No Myth"

Interesting choice! Upvoted.

Warren Zevon - "Lawyers, Guns, and Money"

It did not.