You guessed it! Frank Stallone.

First the one, then the other.

"That wasn't funny, man!"

I just rewatched the "Rat Funeral" episode this weekend, with Bill's line to Dave, "Don't worry, I checked off the Organ Donor box on my license. If anything happens to me, [my heart] is all yours!"

"Die Antwoord" is the worst of the "Die Hard" sequels, by far.

Not just a thing in the South, they do it up here in the Northwest too. And yeah I have that same trepidation. I just came to this gas station to get my copies of Juggs, Smut Students and Hustler's Sexiest Cheerleader Bloopers—the last thing I want is to be confronted by scantily-clad nubile young women.

However, that is leavened by the lack of hookers, and Peeta's cocaine use is very moderate.

Such fantastic Av/comment synergy.

Holding out for an appearance by Jabberjaw.

I didn't know there was a neighborhood in Boston called "Africa."

"I hate Grandma's heroin cookies, she always puts raisins in them…"

Funny you should say that, because I fucking love Roy Orbison, and would choose him over you in a second.

The only Scooby-Doo episode to feature a "Based On Real Events" tag.

And yet it's never enough, and it's never the right people.

For many of us shut-in manchildren, that IS a perfect day. Hell I plan on killing some digital people this evening, once I complete my schoolwork.

Maybe just call, and don't mention the passing.

And everybody who doesn't.

Only 30,000 people will read this obituary in the first five years, but everyone who does read it will go on to start a band.

Well, floor-level, then.

they’ll never see what Ironside sees, down here.