Plenty! That's why I only eat Campbell's "Broccoli and Cheesus" and "Savioury Stew."

Time to make the donuts!

Came here expressly to make an "Over the Top" joke only to find Sean beat me to it right in the image. Well done, you magnificent bastard.

Are these Arcade Fire references? Because at a glance, it sounds more like The Decemberists.

I often address my friends with "Whaddup, fools!" They do not get the reference and do not appreciate me.

Do any of these speeches deconstruct Madonna songs? That might put him back on board.

He blew all his money on the Veronica Mars Kickstarter.

Tarantino prefers trains to Batman because while one can do "rails" of cocaine when filming a movie, one cannot do "Batmobiles" of cocaine.

Let's just say we are all winners.

I got a Ben Folds notification for this?

Brie's twin died at birth, as you well know, you monster.

"Do you remember me, Ray? When I played your brother, I talked just… like… THIIIIIIIIS!"

This time he'll spend the entire movie filling holes.

So… mistake, then.

That photo is the worst Nymphomaniac poster yet.

Can't wait for the new spin-off, Huell's Locked Room Mysteries.

Chris Pine: From Horrible Kirk to Horrible Boss

Lars von Trier: "So that little shit James Franco thinks he knows how to combine sex and art in a way that ruins both? Bah! I'll show that fucker!"

Sadly the wedding did not go through, as no one present at the bachelor party survived.

I'm okay with this if it leads to a Damage Control series.