Thank you for keeping the dream alive!

He hasn't sued them yet for taking his name?

The beginning is the worst bit: it opens as a prequel, ten years earlier, with a younger Harlan bumping into Cassius Clay before a fight.  "You should think about changing your name," he wisecracks…

In which Marah postulates that Billy Ocean is from Innsmouth.

I can back @avclub-e0a1578b57e32929a77892fadf0d0b40:disqus up on this; a decade ago there was no sizable Sounders fandom.  But now if you're going to do anything in the city you'd better check the game schedule to be sure you don't run into a wave of morons in their green-and-blue—same way you better check against the…

No one's going to miss those.

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Close—"distance learning," or online.  Because if I wanted to actually meet people, I'd be a success in life.

It's like an ouroborous of low expectations.

I just got an A on a paper I wrote about how awful Dean Pelton was at his job. Thank you, Dan Harmon, for helping me ace my finals.

The "National Pork" Burger—served with bacon, a slice of red pepper, white cheddar, and bleu cheese.  Or the "Great Kraut-doors" Burger—served with sauerkraut.  Or the "On Vaca-Chanterelle" Burger, made with diced chanterelle, swiss, and chard.

Instead of a gumball-machine head, he can just bring Gumhead.

Perhaps a caper or a ruse?

It's situated right by Louis CK's house.

"I can give you a half-hour show called C.S.Why? that can discuss each episode of the CSI franchise. I've already got some great guests lined up—Gary Sinise's barber's brother can be slotted in to the first three episodes."

March Madness exacts a high toll.

What we need is a Friends reunion series where they've all taken to cooking meth to get by.  Central Perk just isn't enough for them anymore.

But not a very good one.  This table has only two legs. I've conferred with many leading contemporary carpenters and they all agree that three is the bare minimum required for stability.

What does she know?

Tina talks like this. Dina talks like this.