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Hoosiers Waitress
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I want that Taffy butt, yeah yeah yeaaaah

Looooooook at me, I'm wrangling these carts… on my own!
Looooooook at me, I'm chopping up this lettuce… all alone.
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm at work and you can heeeeeeeeear me sing!
This is working, this is woooork….ing.

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus But her dad has this awesome home studio!

So Mr. Nielsen, when will you make an appearance as a competitor of Bob's, opening a high-end steakhouse just a few streets away, fighting one another for the meat delivery guy's loyalty?

Five seasons of Bob's Burgers, all right! Shake ya moneymaker! Aww, c'mon Bobby, shake it!

"And now it's time for 'Houdini,' the guy who escapes from things and says his catchphrase over and over!"

That last one is actually true, he did love the C.

Sadly, they don't love characters, or know drama.

Yeah, it was an X-Files episode called "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose," and it was fucking awesome.

They're saving him for Fast & Furious: G8tor

Because that's all American audiences want, obviously.  There wouldn't be so many detective shows if people wanted variety!

Every case….

Aye, there's the rub.

"Gym?"  What's a "gym"?

Miley gets off with that? Either she's a big fan of Nagel paintings or Duran Duran.

…but enough about Faye Dunaway…

Ladies Love "Canyon" James

1. Put your right leg in
2. Put your right leg out
3. Put your right leg in
4. Shake it all about

This makes me think even Schrader hasn't watched the movie he made, because I'm pretty sure we never saw her take it in the craw.

Is that a real language? You're Putin me on.