Yet another man who can't please his girlfriend.

Oh hey I just got a great cosplay idea

6. Cheetos > Fritos

*Perez Hilton posts pics of Snowden with shark, writes "witty" remarks all over photos in MS Paint*

1. Serve the public trust.
2. Protect the innocent.
3. Uphold the law.
4. Jesus Christ, Marie.

So many scoops coming from Vin Diesel lately!  Is he the new Latino Review?

"Give me your fingernails!"

S'all good, man?

Snap, Crackle, and Dead

Walt Jr. becomes a breakfast-vigilante this fall on The Eggsterminator.

C'mon, Vince!  Detective procedurals are played out!  Why not Wilder Napalm: The Series?

This review actually makes me wish we had a chance of an Avengers-style crossover between the Cloudy movies and the Despicable Me universe.   "Tribes of pickle men" getting into arguments with the (corn-based!) Minions.  An escalation of the food-based mad science both movies have had.  Steve Carrell and Bill Hader…

Keep struggling, you beautiful, drunken bastard.

Don't let it get you down.

FUCK I MISSED IT

Well, it's like having to map the genome before you can start fighting genetic diseases… only in this case you have to determine everyone who might be secretly related before you start writing erotic fanfiction that pairs them off.

Like having Jon Hamm on your TV.  Hey, wait….

Ugh. Why did I look.

Let's go down to the Tuco's Grille
Watch the tweaking girls go by
Watch the basket people walk around and mumble
Stare out at the Albequerque sky

Ted just got Lem-basted.