@avclub-9cd818ea56273170b63f339aa6f34bca:disqus Have you had Ben & Jerry's? It's good fucking ice cream.,

Pan up to Earth orbit.  The Space Baby, with Walt's mustache, opens its eyes.

"Hi, I'm Bryan Cranston for MetLife. We've seen a lot of horrible things these last five seasons, but nothing as horrible as the pain your family will go to if you die and leave them financially destitute.  Call MetLife today to find out if you qualify for their Term Life Insurance!"

Actually, we're gonna get True Romance, as Walt hallucinates The King giving him advice.

@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus The hyperchicken is a bird expert of law, does that work?

Next picture: Todd strangling his puppy.

Someone should make a TV show about that.

And Walt is the Parallax-possessed Hal Jordan.

semper fudge

Todd the squirrel is too frantic and.. squirrely.

Objection! We no longer admit to having watched Heroes on this website.

Shush, Todd, no one likes you.

Stop it, Gretchen! Stop trying to make "Low Winter Sun" happen!

Who would watch that silly Weeds pastiche when this, the most important TV drama in fifty years, was ending its run?

Serial killing trees.

They've got Ruprecht Kroenen hidden in the basement, just waiting to be wound up.

It was originally Ritcher; he changed it to appear less Jewish.

He is spot on with that phone stuff.  Sometimes you have to stop trying to desperately connect with people to stave off the sadness, and just let it hit you.

Because they're not famous so they don't matter. My God, it's like you don't even know how Americans think.

It's all politics. AVC is strongly pro-Cyprian, anti-Greek.