Keep the faith, Hat. You're still pretty early in the Simpsons' "Great" period.  The rakes are coming.

Ugh, a pun thread. Time to make like an infinitive and split.

Best not be sayin' nothing bad 'bout Wham! because we will come to motherfuckin' blows.*

Damn, son! That takes me back.

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus Aww! Flatterer.

It's the sound Rush Limbaugh's thighs make when they rub together.

Wow. Musta been love, but I guess it's over now.

I don't dance to anything, because I'm pathetically arrhythmic, but if I did dance Zapp would definitely be something I could dance to. If I could.

It's a list of bands whose names are also sounds. I doubt it was written with the journalistic standards of Edward R. Murrow in mind, nor should it have been.

Go Wildcats!

Clearly he was sleeping after a late night at night school.  Believe in yourself, BonerTime!

These sound like I should be seeing them on an 80s infomercial with Ron Popeil.

What a cockamamie idea for a show.

"You can't gamble me away for a DVX console!  This is an outrage!"

Some days, news just doesn't happen. You want news? Go make news.  Take a picture of Kanye West and get slapped around.  Break Amanda Bynes out of rehab and let her go crazy on Twitter.  Leave a note in Randy Quaid's hotel room saying "We can get you anytime we want. Signed, the Star Whackers."

Tobias Funke is now diagnosing people as having "Med-Cez Disorder."

Here's where I reveal that I am actually Seltzer and/or Friedberg.

Hate the picture.  Horrible band name. Can't read the article because my eyes just glaze over all of these musicians I will never listen to.  Listened to the song and actually…. really liked it, other than the sax break.

Is that when Stephan Jenkins looks in the mirror and admits he's never gonna be a third as cool as Joe Strummer?

: The Quickening