Mad Men And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2: Mockingjay: Breaking Dawn

And then he died before he ever really got a chance to be one.

You sound like you're in dire need of a Wish spell to fix Community.

Oh I know this!  What's it called… it's that emotion all my ex-girlfriends have towards me… um… what's the word for "well-wishing but basically apathetic?"

Maybe he's in talks to be the new Troy.

I think Taft Eats Africa is the most underappreciated of the Taft films.

Werewolves Of Nixon

Correction: I'm the basis of those "dog and peanut butter" letters to Hustler.

That's because casting him as a monosyllabic chunk of wood actually makes perfect sense.

No. You have to earn that tear, by killing another man in the joint.  We don't just hand 'em out like Cracker Jack prizes!

Grover Cleveland Rocks starring Drew Carey.

I call mine Jimmy Carter, because it can't reach a second term, and smells of peanuts.

OH GOD! THEY'RE EATING HER! AND THEN…. THEY'RE GOING TO EAAAAT MEEEEEEEE!

Why would you say that? Couldn't you tell me lies, tell me sweet Little Lies?

I can think of two things wrong etc etc.

No, you need to put a 'U' in ther—oh.  Carry on.

Yeah, that'll teach him.

Open Wide For Some Soccer!

Well that's what you get for drinking beer instead of good things like daiquiris.

Finally, a show for all the American Anglophiles to enjoy!  "It's so beautiful!" they'll cry.