Depends on the district, but it's surprisingly widespread.

Can you talk a little bit more about this? Because I was a total goody-goody, straight-edge type of nerd growing up, and I just… the logistics of this blow my mind. How do high school kids run a drug den without getting busted?

And the award for "Best Hank Impression Over Quibbly, Unimportant Shit" goes to….

If Scandinavia is really upset about this, then we can make Beta Ray Bill a Norwegian citizen if he ever shows up in the movies, deal?

Supes sported a super-mullet for a few years in the 90s. Cage would have had plenty to work with.

So your English teacher is outsourcing for the crazy theories she posts on Reddit?

So long as he washes out all the beakers he stole before he replaces 'em, yeah.

Final battle comes down to a fistfight in a model village…

Such a charmer, you are.

Doing his usual Sunday night thing, repeatedly watching the Russian Roulette scene of The Deer Hunter while drinking scotch and madly cackling.

"Luckily the blood on my hands mixes real easily with the blue food coloring!"

I think he just assumes he's going to win Oscars, because he knows the Weinsteins are willing to have people murdered* to get him a statue.

Oh I knew they sounded familiar.

Let's not single out Whedon fans for behavior that can be applied to Star Wars nerds, Trekkers, American football fans, Dr. Who kids, grumpy old Classic Dr. Who fans, rest-of-the-world-football hooligans, people who won't shut up about Red Dwarf, Doors fans….

All this, plus what @avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus said above—the journey is rough, and just because you go on the journey doesn't mean you'll actually get anywhere.  The destination just doesn't seem worth it.

With your family standing around, gamely clapping.

Now we can film it the way it was always intended—with Harry Connick, Jr. actually proposing to Will Smith, not just doing it as a locker room joke.

He just killsBang A Gong at Wikileaks Karaoke Nights.

So this is how philosophy majors get laid?

Because a lump of ganglia tells us we're supposed to.