Not without medication and therapy. If the "right person" came along I would A) believe they were out of my league, and B) always be waiting for them to reveal that it was all a prank.

It… kinda is.  I haven't had it for a while, and I miss it, but not enough to put up with relationship bullshit and dealing with someone's emotional baggage.  (Mine. My baggage.)

I like Johnny Storm's cover of "Ring Of Fire."

So is Trampled By Turtles a band, or some Sean O'Neal-perpetrated Francoesque faux-art piece starring Courtney Love?

If you haven't heard of Ted Leo, you haven't been paying attention. Get thee to AV Undercover.

Said absolutely no American woman.

I'm cold. I'd better turn on the space heater.

I just realized that today's tweens would see Coldplay as music for old people.

Ugh…. Space Reddit…

It can (and actually would be) be both.

Yes: BriTANick's "Sexy Pool Party."  http://www.youtube.com/watc…

You mean my 17-year-old fanfiction is finally reaching the big screen?!

You can order it through Kinky's Delivery Service.

And then *REDACTED* and *SPOILER* went and died on the way to their home planet.  Now we're all too sad to rastify anything.

It's made to stand on its own.  My mom has never seen Firefly but at a family gathering recently she saw Serenity, and seemed fairly caught up by it.  If you're interested, give it a spin.

Of course not, don't be paranoid.

Trust me, I'm as perplexed as you are.

Ugh. Are the Stray Cats really a step up?

The unofficial state song of Washington state is "Louie, Louie." Back around 2000 we had a Guinness-officiated record for "most drummers simultaneously playing 'Louie, Louie."  Over a hundred drummers, though I can't find footage for it now.

That's so awesome. My dad does the same thing (Liv Tyler has been known as "Aerosmith's daughter for nearly 20 years now) and actually gets surly and grumpy when his family can talk about entertainers using their real names.