@avclub-410987637793620466d1b0732bd7ed6d:disqus Sometimes when I hear stories like this, I feel bad, because I always end up hearing them second-hand, long after the fact.  I can never seem to keep up with all the events and threads in our little community.

A stuntman who captures criminals?  Maybe it's a secret sequel to FX 2: The Art Of Illusion!

He's got a surprise arc in Dexter.

Oh hell, I know that. I just wish it wasn't the case.  Let me have my wishes and dreams!

Whoa, I'm seein' double…. four O'Neals!

Hell, see Alien 3.  Massive profits of their tentpole franchises notwithstanding, it's no way to build a quality product.

Just ignore him so he cycles on to the next "gimmick."

The wallpaper at your school dance needed support struts?

A release date has been set before cast and crew have been assigned or a script completed?  This is gonna be a great movie!

Yeah I read that and thought, "He's not old enough to play a detective!"  Oh, how time flies.

Tyler Perry's I Can Be Gone All By Myself

What makes a man's heart turn neutral?

Memphis Red?

Read that as "disinfected asshole."  ….the sentence still scans.

But I think we would all take a hundred Sandler films over five Rob Schneider vehicles.

I don't see what the Taco Bell Bell has to do with this…

That's unfair, "Fart on Strawmen 1" has an 83% on Metacritic.

Because it allows them to put out press releases like this, and remind us that GWR are still a thing, and every sale helps, right?

So… a Chicago network, doing a show called Manhattan, that is set in New Mexico?

Oh certainly.