So… looks like Greendale's next paintball game is actually going to be played with real bullets.  That's certainly a way to end the series I guess…

And he hacked the Gibson, or gleamed the cube, or Johnny mnemonic'd, one of those damn things.

"Come To Scenic New Jersey…. Where Even Our Forests Are Called 'Barrens'"

OK, so, Good Holmes Stories That Weren't Written By Conan Doyle Thread, go!

Oh, pish-posh. Who got your herpes inflamed today, you negative nelly?

That'll teach 'em to make an empire.

…with wackiness?

No, Kismet is the other stripper who took you to court.

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Ugh. Next you're gonna tell me they're gonna make an Avatar: The Last Airbender movie.

I always liked "There Goes My Hero Sandwich."

Okay Food Fighters I remember, but when was Max Steel a thing?  Was that after my time? Am I now so old that we're nostalgia-ing for things that came out after I stopped paying attention to toys?

In keeping with the YouTube theme, all film reviews for this movie will be delivered in the form of racist, homophobic diatribes.

Drop your bombs between the minarets!  Y'know, Mad Dog & Glory, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Osmosis Jones…

On September 9th, Arcade Fire will finally reveal Reflektor, their Chicago tea shop.

And once this film proves people can accept intelligent(ish) dinosaurs in a modern context, Paramount will finally buy my script for a Dinosaucers movie!

I have to admit, he surprised me in The Other Guys.

No, The Beef's character isn't in this one.

What? No…. what?   Huh.  Here's that excuse I've been looking for to rewatch the X-Files.

"Well fuck your dolphin, Pam!"