Disqualified. Dylan actually prefers the Hendrix version of Watchtower.  Have a copy of our home game.

Funny, I thought Michael Hutchence did it first.

Don't be fooled by how cuddly they appear in Mr. Miyazaki's movies—Totoros are also a common predator of the Japanese.

Yeah, I don't even remember what badges I had.  I dropped out after about a year, when we got a new scoutmaster who actually wanted us to go outside and camp and shit.  The hell with that! If God wanted us to go camping he wouldn't have built us all these subdivisions.

Just a regular Tuesday night for Wayne Coyne.

I like jokes!

Tyler Perry's Madea's Doesn't Give An F-Stop

@twitter-499832989:disqus If we're teenage girls comparing Bieber to Lennon—which is hyperbolic, since all we're saying is "Hey, Hader can be pretty funny"—you're the bitter old man complaining about how today's music isn't any good and things were better when Frank Sinatra topped the charts.  And you're just as…

You're not the only one.

*takes @avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus's cash, delivers substandard product, is run out of town by mob*

He was upset his big dance number was cut.

I can't wait for either Garry Marshall or Jason Reitman to direct Bank Holiday.

Yeah, Mojo Nixon.

I like how this obit makes Frost & Nixon sound like traveling salesmen, likely the sort who were frequently run out of towns.

Farewell, Fair Gigolo. Here's hoping Heaven is filled with California Girls.

Union forever, Wiggum never!

Watching Bob's Burgers on Hulu, when I should be cleaning or doing homework.  Later I will search for a job, because I am broke, and I love irony.

Yes. Family Guy is rapidly running out of pop culture to make cutaway gags to.

I think it's disgusting how the Government feels it has the right to tell its citizens what day to go into labor.  KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF OUR UTERUSES! (and duderuses)

@avclub-7b5ce7ca35c5d8dc58b705470ccc6963:disqus *tuts*