@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus Welcome to America, baby!

@avclub-ec26fc2eb2b75aece19c70392dc744c2:disqus Were you waving to the girls and feeling out of sight?

There was nothing special about the way I lost my virginity, except that we were both over twenty (seems to be a rarity these days), and it was a direct result of 9/11. We probably would have waited another couple of months but were suddenly worried something else might happen or that there might be a draft and I'd go…

@avclub-de3f712d1a02c5fb481a7a99b0da7fa3:disqus Well, so long as you clean up after you clean up.

*sits back, munches popcorn, watches the stories roll in*

Then you must love that Abrams is involved!

She learned her stage presence from an elementary school teacher.

Cuz his shift was over and he got tired of carting Jalapeno Poppercorns over to table eight.

Sounds like her performance was as effective as a shadowboxer's.

Oh for fuck's… Yeah, Total. I'm… sigh.

@avclub-e6c1142acfaceea3982a09641b33fc04:disqus What, together?

Look if you're going to do "Lonely Eclipse Of The Heart" you really have to sell those final choruses.

It's more of a Tori Amos riff.  Timely!

"A+ for the new Blahniks! Finally, here's a pair of heels that won't make you scream 'cocksucking fuckwhores!' when you try to cram your feet in!"

Hey @disqus_5iPX2cyzfR:disqus, stay out of your territory.

Oh, I'm glad to see that that's been trimmed from the strict mythology that is the Dumberverse.

I haven't seen the ads for Farmers Only…. do they use Warren Zevon's "Play It All Night Long" for their jingle?

So… you need to come to Grips?

Once again, Kathleet Turner makes dumb decisions because of some idiot who makes her laugh.

If we were made in God's image, does that mean He looks like one of those Spitting Image puppets?