What's wrong with it? Juts a boy lovin' his toilet.  It's a tale as old as time.

I'm glad to hear he realizes the end of "Family Fracas" doesn't work.  It was so frustrating watching that episode.

I absolutely hate this show—which means my son's love for it is some sort of karmic retribution—but I love backstage stories.  Jason, Billy, Trini, Alpha! Save me from reading this!

So, like any megabucks pampered actor?

Being cast to play the Carrie Kelley version of Robin?

Van Wilder's Nailin' It

"We'll call it Assformers! They do battle with Badonkacons.  Get Bruckheimer on the phone and work it out!"

Odd, you'd think Chinese military-affiliated papers would be all for promoting militarist sentiments behind the guise of cute characters.  Or were they complaining that it wasn't up-front enough?

No, no, no, he's just saying that Firewall is his favorite Harrison Ford movie.

Yeah, I'm not entirely sure this weeaboo actually watched Seven Samurai.

Lee Daniels' "The Butler"

Thank God Ratner signed on to class up the joint.

“I am a little older than Ben. I never saw Robin as older than Batman…"

Now I am become Rinkydink Curdlesnoot, destroyer of worlds.  Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!—

God, I hate performance art.

Yeah, that's the poem I thought of too; I didn't know about the Williams.

Hell, for that matter, we still don't know who wrote the Book of Love!

He did not, and will continue to not do so.

You're not wrong, Alec, you're just an asshole.

NO BALDWINCEST