Every day he wakes up and thanks God. "At least I'm not Stephen!"

Y'know, I don't much care for my dad.  And my dad loves photography. Perhaps I should send him to New York to take Baldwin's picture..?

I don't even own a Dallas.

Of Mega Man?

This would be great and I'm now quite sad that it will never happen.

Hey everyone, lookit this guy over here actually paying attention to what the Bible says instead of just making up an interpretation that isn't tied to scripture and then claiming its what true Americans believe in!

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus Dammit, and I was just getting used to this one.

…full hearts?

"Here's the Super Mario Bros. movie sequel someone wanted" — OH GOD NO.

Ribbit-ed for her pleasure.

Grim 'n' gritty Duck Dodgers reboot, bitch!

The Importance Of Joining Pinterest

The new studio is haunted by the ghosts of Lucille Ball and Jackie Gleason.  Everyone's really creeped out, but Lorre thinks he might be able to wrangle seven seasons out of the concept.

Oh oh oh wait! Yeah, I change my answer, it should be Erik Per Sullivan looking into the snowglobe.

Hey, don't forget about Brat Pack member Anthony Michael Guessyerweight. 

I wouldn't go there, I hear that place is kind of cult-ish.

Picture Of The Artist As A Young Snapchat

Pg. 201 of the AD&D Monster Manual, 2nd edition.  In the big list of other sub-types of Carney (Carney, Thieving; Carney, Lobster-Handed; Carney, Swamp; Carney, Creepy; Carney, Art)

Yeah, I can roll with that.

I don't know how 'sexual' enters into that.