Well if Beck and Giorgio Moroder are writing music for them, I might actually be excited to see Train go on tour!

Hey, guys! Let's all go down to TMZ and watch-a the monkeys do it!

If Feldman's were a footlong I think his career might have gone to greater places.

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Wahlberg. Say hi to Mr. Affleck for us!

This. After the first teaser trailer I was cautiously optimistic about Man of Steel, but then I read the reviews and read about the ending.  I can't take my son to see that.  "Hey, son, here's Superman! He is a paragon and an ideal to be looked up to, admired, and emulated—oh, except for the whole SPOILERED to beat…

Who could write? Man was busy trying to get through GTA: San Andreas for the last nine years.

Misread the headline as "Harvey Fierstein" and was really really excited for a moment.

Yes. The World Health Organization are big Braff boosters.

C'mon, Wolverine, walk it off!

I donated 3/5ths of a mule…

I absolutely agree with you; I don't know why Marvel is doing this.  That said… I've liked the other Marvel films, so I tend to trust their decisions. I'm cautious but not yet tossing this one completely out of hand.

Some people happen to think his work in Wet Hot American Summer wasn't… completely distracting.

So as I don't have cable, I tried to stream the livecast online, but all I ever got was a black screen that said "buffering." Anyone else have troubles with the livecast?

Nostalgia? On the AV Club? Never.

That's me after a couple of pints!

Can you describe it?

@avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus I grant you the saddest Like, given to ugliest commentator.

I call bullshit, Statham certainly looks the part, but the Empire State building does not have that accent.

Show me the fever, into the fire
Taking it higher and higher!
Nothing to fear, it's only desire
Taking it higher and higher, oo-wooo!

Oh no! She must have gotten back on the coke.