I've seen enough movies to know that you will now be able to enter into a madcap, wacky romance with a woman who has an office across the street from yours.  You'll meet-cute through the windows, finally meet up for drinks, have a couple of misunderstandings, and eventually fall in love and marry forever.

Those were all Photoshopped.  "Workers sitting on a beam" pictures were the LOLCats of the day.

Seven seasons and a movie!

The Empire State Building's iron girders to be played by Madonna's creepy-thin yoga arms.

Sort of half-and-half; you build the very top first, hoist it up with cranes, and begin building downwards. But your crew does always stay on the ground.  Safer that way!

@avclub-9acf7344ec50993b012999f76196c4c6:disqus I said "frog DNA" not "scantily clad demons with big-ass Liefield guns."

I'm pretty sure a Canadian already tried cloning Lennon and raising him in the modern day to see what sort of musical genius emerged.  That's why we have Justin Bieber.

But the strands are incomplete so you have to toss some frog DNA in there.

He's dead, have some respect.  All these puns are immolar.

Fool, we do all our bulk orders through Bodybag & Beyond.

Or even better still it'll be like Designing Women and he'll play the Meschach Taylor character.

Starring "This Congealing Slab Of Freshly Uncanned SPAM(tm)" as Young Rambo.

feigns interest

Waiting For Rambot

The Sly/Rob Schneider reunion we've all been waiting for!

Between this and How To Catch A Monster, my prayers have been sufficiently answered.  Now that I believe in God I guess it's time to start going to church and feeling shame for having prayed for this.

Yeah I would actually love a show like that. Particularly if they kept The Equalizer's theme tune.

Whoa.  Good movie.

Annie's young. We try not to get her involved with Eastern European meth operations.

Jeffrey Jones. Don't let her look at his statuary.