9/11 is a joke?

Let's just combine 'em all. The Secret Diaries Of Heil Homeboys In Shasta McDesmond.

… Police Academy 3?

Hotshot assholes, think they can push me around for looking at the preacher's daughter, making fun of my big city ways, challenging me to games of Tractor Chicken…

Apologies in advance for making a 'lens flare' joke. I usually hate when people go to that well with Abrams.  That said…

In related news, I'm going to open up a Kickstarter for a second season of The Secret Diaries Of Desmond Pfeiffer.

"Emotional Tampon," one of the lesser-known Rolling Stones songs.

What's your take on Librarian Ghost from Ghostbusters?

Aren't there already enough things?

My doctor makes me take something for my ephemera.  I'd have saved it up if I'd known I could make money off of it.

"Investigative Journalism And Advanced Vacationing"

[BENNY "THE JET" RODRIGUEZ STEALS HOME]

Greendale does seem like the kind of place where you'd find an Aztek or two.

That's homophobic!

MY EMOTIONS are perfectly happy to hear this news.

He can have more than one. Lawyers network, man.

Now we just need Odenkirk to show up as an old law school buddy of Jeff's.

I love to Hodor, loud and long and clear!

Turok, that's what drives this whole site. Keep at it, man.

Yeah but he just retooled it from an old Molly Hatchet tune.