Burma Fuck

You were born in the back of Rowsdower's pickup?

@eric827:disqus Don't call Mrs. Spooge a skank…

@avclub-5e607d5c8abb7a22fe75d8f34e100427:disqus "Sort of?"

Yeah, they have me foaming at the mouth.

No, truth is beauty, and beauty truth! That is all you know, and all you need to know.

Expect many scenes at Italian restaurants.

So it's a Fallout movie?

http://i.imgur.com/QFc9CfD.gif

edit: beaten like a bad robot

Pretty sure we saw plenty of water in both Episodes I and II—

The mere fact that you call it "monkey" tells me you're not ready.

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus It slowly spins, like a lazy Susan.

Happy birthday!

…I thought this had been turned off years ago.

That's okay. I wasn't going to see this movie anyway, since turtles give us salmonella.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus  "We're driving through a predominately African-American neighborhood!  CRISIS ALERT!"

*gets popcorn, settles in*

I thought "Wow, Tom Lennon is looking really good!"

Ew gross.