Aftershock!

@avclub-920530cb8744c679e3a2ece84f1d5ce4:disqus I was five when they came out; my mom liked 'em and I was just a dumb kid.  Since I haven't gotten any smarter, they're still holding on to brain cells that could be better used on other processes.

A Prince avalanche?  That was probably caused by a real powerful housequake.  My lord!

Y'know, I heard that if a voiceover king dies while school is in session, you get an automatic A for the semester…

I've been hearing about this movie for at least a year, yet when I saw the title I still thought, "Oh, did they make a movie about Lady Ada?"  Life, as always, disappointed me.

I love 'em, but goddamn the video for Bang A Gong is so ridiculously 80s it hurts.

Well, the man gave us one of Power Station's two great hits, so I guess he couldn't have been too bad.

We'll need 'em; the three-bean salad is Bring Your Own Bean.

Psycho?

It's a Portal prologue.

*Joaquin gently picks up the computer, carefully blows dust from the fan vent*

Does she have a humor module installed or something?

I also have a copy of All the Pretty Horses sitting on my nightstand, waiting for me to dive in.  I've read No Country, and heard the audiobook for The Road… I'm not sure if there is a "good place" to start, with McCarthy.  He's so stark that you just have to be willing to go with it, I think.

…I never realized I was black!

AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every Hitler in the room, accept no substitutes.

Although not a ginger myself, I have them in my family and can pass the genes on. I volunteer to mate with sexy redhead women to ensure further generations of gingers.

I don't get it.  I don't get it.  I…. don't get it.

Are you the creator of Hi & Lois? Because you are making me laugh.

You know what they call a Deluxe Energy Transponder in Cardiff?

He wants it so badly.