Give him a catchphrase, a jaunty scarf—baby, you got a Doctor Who goin'!

He was removed, without notice or explanation, from the CEO Streaming service.

Mayhap a street sign or two, indoors?

They really went to a lot of trouble. That bartender even looks like John Travolta!

It really isn't.

I, also, am tired of him having to be Chris Brown, so I applaud this choice.

I, I, I… ain't gonna watch 'Magic City…'

Doesn't TLC have that show about the guy with the 100-lb scrotum?

So long as no character actually says the line, "They don't call it 'Mission: Difficult,' they call it 'Misison: Impossible,'" I will be okay with this movie.

@avclub-58238e9ae2dd305d79c2ebc8c1883422:disqus  Really lookin' forward to the scene where Mary Anne gets in the hammock.

Reminds me of my favorite board game as a child, Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence.

Waiting with bated breath for Patton Oswalt's five-page screed eviscerating this man.

"and this one is specifically engineered to appeal to stupid children."

"trying to make it crazy on this ball of dirt"

Or Stephen King, for naming a villain Randall Flagg?

Go get your fuckin' shine box!

"You'll have to speak up—I'm wearing a towel!"

Don't go chasing waterfalls.

Andrew Garfield.

Right? No big action sequence—he just dies of clogged arteries in his sleep.  Tolkien really dropped the ball on that one.