Wait, so does that mean there's no longer a Heroic Consort? Dammit, I hate having a job, I miss all the important shit!

Well next maybe we can get his take on Dr. Goldfoot and His Bikini Machine.

Tyler Perry Presents Madea's I Can Be Gone All By Myself

Earth Girls Are Easy?

EEEEEEVEEEEEEENFLOOOOOOO—oh shit I fucked it up.

But after a ukulele-driven solo Vedder album, do they deserve to be?

That's an eminence front—it's a put on!

Whoa, come on, now. Suspension of disbelief only goes so far.

I rather enjoyed it and am sad it did so poorly.  And I want that Martian dog.

"Mind Your Manners, with Billy Quan" used to be a segment on Seattle sketch show Almost Live! I'd like to think this is just Vedder's Billy Quan fanfiction, and I shall not be swayed.

Why, what did she do?

You have to lock her in now for the inevitable trilogy, featuring prequel Going Girl and sequel I'm Back, Did You Miss Me?

I expect to see some damn fine commenting on this article.  Damn fine.

Okay, nerds; we have a title! Now, let's discuss the significance of "24" in the Bond Franchise so we can eke out all possible clues and spoilers before a script has even been written!

Well I believe current precedent says you only have to waste twenty minutes.

He was too busy looking for a place called Lee Ho Fuk's. Sometimes you just get a hankering for chow mein.

Next week in Hatesong, find out why Eugene Mirman hates "Type."

Your HR person probably throws up their hands in disgust and contemplates quitting every single day.

It is indeed. There's a lot of really good tracks on that album.

Did shit get real?