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Hoosiers Waitress
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Absolutely. I just finished watching this ep for the first time and yeah, you can see immediately after just how shaken Walter is that those words came out of him.

So did Ricky and Lucy but she still managed to have like seven children on live TV.

Oh yes. Gay people, as well as straight people, never enjoy sex. What a horrible assertion to make!

I dunno… a little rag like that, celebrating an unknown podunk town out in the middle of nowhere?

"Hey, Bert, you wanna go to bed and… show me your bottlecaps?"

…you seem biased.

Calling in sick to work pays off.

…then why am I still so angry all the time?

Oh my god this is so awesome guys! I'm gonna get royalties for that nephew joke.  Right? Right?

So… does this make him Doctor Detroit?

My dad wants Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" to play at his.  I still haven't figured out what I want, or even where I want to go—burial? Cremation?   Someone suggested "Dead Man's Party;" I could be down with that.  I'm torn between fun and solemnity. ..and tomorrow I'll probably hear twenty different songs that

…I can't understand what you mean.

But you have to bring your own bean.

…well now that I know what it is, I don't have to click the link.

Bender slowly whistling "Sweet Georgia Brown."

Are you Katy Perry?

Or he's gonna be on Avenue Q someday.

NO PUPPETEERING!

Waiting for Lee Greenwood's "I'm Proud To Be A Kryptonian."

"Next I'll jam my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest! But I'm not an alien!