Duh, that's why it's called Nova Scotia.

"I'm sorry, I can see you're speaking, but all I hear are cash registers."

"Asses?"

I take my greatest artistic inspiration from Perez Hilton.

Depends on how many Seger riffs there are.

Graham Green stuffs Dan Harmon with dynamite and makes him explode.

It's nice of Jourgensen to let his 13-year-old nephew design an album cover for him.

I don't understand what's so wrong about looking through Instagrams of my girlfriend blowing everyone. She likes it, they like it, I don't need a $90 pill to get an erection… everybody wins!

We did square dancing in Washington state when I was in elementary school. I don't remember any dance in junior high and I'm certain there wasn't any in high school gym.

@avclub-edb4298fb247e84edd2dd6fe38c9ab78:disqus I'll grant that Garfield's scene wasn't much better—but there was only the one. Vast improvement over the three times Maguire breaks down. And Garfield looks better crying then Magurie does.

Well he says himself, ain't nothin' gonna slow him down.

I hope these films feature flashbacks of Peter crying at Ben's death, but it's Tobey Maguire's crying face.

My Dinner Of Andre

Get Confident, Stupid!

Oh come on. He's not Billy Squire.

Those guys in Journey were holding him back. D'you know there's a Journey video where, half the time, they're not playing instruments? They're playing AIR instruments! They don't even realize their instruments are missing! What a bunch of morons.

But you better hope to God FOD doesn't release a "Pacific Rimjob" with Charlie Hunnam before this tour starts because "Funny Or" isn't really going to be an option on that day.

I attempted, but never succeeded—can I stay?

@avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus Core concept?

I honestly think something broke in Loeb after his son died.