@avclub-acc564daafaaf26d45b5d37c5e68384e:disqus Whereas on Bizarro World, he caused it.

Well holy shit, son, you better carve out a block of time to read all of our best intentions for you.

…well that sounded awful right up to the final line. Now I'm checking Fandango for tickets.

@avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus Instead of the Regular Coward we usually are.

Hey! She called back!  Now maybe I'll die married, old, and bitter, instead of just old and bitter.

From Dusk Til Dawn: The Witching Hour
From Dusk Til Dawn: Fourthmeal
From Dusk Til Dawn: Breakfast Served Until 10:30 AM

That's a fine lookin' Master Chief statue.

Liz Taylor as Maggie saying "Daddy," probably.

Oh no it's Candleja

@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus And if he still only eats fish.

The only other time I've heard of them, it was for their cover of "Shake The Disease" on a Depeche Mode cover album.  Another band on that album, Self, I've only heard them one other time—on a TMBG cover album. Kinda made me wonder if there's a circuit of bands that only go around recording covers.

Their answer makes more sense but I like mine better.

@avclub-68b739692fa849e6572ee31610a75750:disqus Good catch, I'll bring you in as part-owner.

Them Dogs. Franks In The Box. Heaven Inside You. Would (You Like Sauerkraut?). Down In A Pole-ish Sausage.

Only twelve episodes, but it will still cover 24 hours. They'll just speed up the film so each two hour period fits into a one-hour episode.  Jack Bauer interrogations will sound like a Chipmunks song and suddenly everybody's sprinting down hallways instead of power walking.

@avclub-650791898dd05ac4d665569d95c8ba08:disqus Gilligan?

Oh, poor Tom. Looks like someone defused the Sex Bomb.

Im gonna go in headfirst, like Pete Rose.

Wouldn't you be in a position to know? Ask your host body.

Glad to see everyone back together but it's too bad they couldn't hire anyone to handle the lighting.