I think we'll be more accepting of that when you find a word that rhymes with "moon" that is not "June."

@Dikachu:disqus During prison riots, chanting his name as you run a water cup along the bars.

Oh I've been waiting for the Reba robot reboot.

Oh, you think everybody's dead.

@avclub-d35d0af0d2a70c049bbedcb88e25ef28:disqus Is his penis good at American accents?

The Steve Allen? The inventor of Pogs?

No, you're going to become the Real Randy Johnson. Slight clerical error.

I DON'T MIIIIND STEALIN' BREEEEEAD, FROM THE MOUTHS OF TROY & ABEEEEEEEEEED

"Hasten down the cocksuckers!"

Oh, so she's going to call back?

Sorry about my face!

I'm just glad to see this isn't about the dickdouche who does Ctl+Alt+Del.

Yes. I believe that was already proven with Transformers 3 and Patrick Dempsey.

That's fantastic. Why have you not written a script yet?

Well that's all great, but I don't see why they posted that photo of my uncle to go with it.

Can't wait for 2019's "Trek Wars" to see that opening screen, with the patented Lucas storycrawl while Williams' version of the Star Trek theme blasts.

We all laughed at you when you bought that electronic toilet, but you have proven its utility on so many occasions.

@avclub-bbb3af3d466d7231aa738ff95762091d:disqus A-frame hug? No, no, we're just… ummm…. we're doing the Eiffel Tower! But with no woman involved.

I'm not seeing 'scrumtrulescent' anywhere…

Looks like I'm cancelling my plans and settling in with Ellroy this weekend.  Been too long since I gave these a read. (I read them last year. Too, too long.)