Humping ancient ruins?

Jock? I think you ended up in Aberdeen by accident. They are easy to confuse though.

Sod off.

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Ugh, if you go back long enough you can pinpoint the Crusades as the cause.

Triple-huzzah!

I'll try and be around soon loveys. It's hard with the time differences, that's done with now.

Thank you! Hooray indeed!

GRRR!

I could not believe I could crush on him any more, but then he just has to go and save endangered animals.

I did. He took on horrible poachers.

That's true. All Nigel's are considered property of the monarchy and like swans cannot be shot nor eaten.

I'm not immune, my middle name is Eloise.

Does she?

God I hope so too. That name is too precious to not write in full.

I think he likes saying the name.

Percival Stopcock, 14th Duke of Tapwater.

FLAGGED! No one besmirches the Cumberbatch!

My dad has a friend Nigel Pemberton-Humphreys.

Will check this out right now.